yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
