whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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