I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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