so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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