Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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