My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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