Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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