just come out here and I will go home with you...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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