You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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