I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
How's work?
Spinning.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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