OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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