Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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