just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Drunk is not a location!
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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