Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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