i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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