I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We had to coat check the pizza.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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