I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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