They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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