Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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