i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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