we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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