Say something about gay babies.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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