i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I want her autograph on my taint
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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