yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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