It's Friday. Sex?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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