It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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