this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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