I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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