STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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