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We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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