You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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