No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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