everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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