I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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