I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
so let's talk penis.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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