roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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