I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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