sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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