she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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