i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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