I bet he comes in French.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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