sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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