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let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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