doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
hell yes lets make some ravioli
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
