it was like his penis was on wheels.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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