The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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