We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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