So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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