East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
My vagina is officially offended.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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