Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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