Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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